Wednesday, December 29, 2004

This is What I Get for "Abandoning" Her ...

"Never leave me for five days again, or I will incinerate you with my X-ray vision. I don't care how many catnip-laced toys you give me for Christmas."

She really said that. Scared me half out of my wits. Guess I won't be taking any more week-long holiday vacations.

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